1979 ZAPPA RECORDS SHIEK YERBOUTI 8 TRACK TAPE SEALED NO DRILL HOLES OR CUT OUTS ORIGINAL USA 2 LPS ON 1 TAPE Start Price USD 45.00 Current Price USD 45.00 Time Left - Bid Count 0 Buy It Now Price - Reserve Price - Start Time Thursday, July 17, 2008 End Time Sunday, July 27, 2008 Location POOTERSVILLE, MARYLAND See more about '1979 ZAPPA RECORDS SHIEK YERBOUTI 8 TRACK TAPE SEALED' Description 1979 - FRANK ZAPPA - SHIEK YERBOUTI - ORIGINAL U.S.A. ZAPPA RECORDS 8 TRACK AUDIO TAPE - BOTH LPS ON THIS TAPE - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL CARDBOARD SLIPCASE OF COURSE BECAUSE IT'S SEALED - ZAPPA RECORDS ZT8-2-1501 7789.318 - SEALED - NO DRILL HOLES OR CUT OUT MARKS - NOT SOME CRAPPY RESEAL JOB BY NUMEROUS WEASELS CURRENTLY IN RESURGANCE - SEE PHOTOS - HAS YOUR WIFE, MISTRESS, GIRLFRIEND, OR ANY COMBINATION OF THE AFORE MENTIONED RECENTLY STATED THAT SHE'LL STICK YOUR BALLS IN A VICE IF YOU PURCHASE JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA OR RELATED ITEM? YES MY SON, THIS IS MORE OF A COMMON PROBLEM THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE IN THESE TROUBLING TIMES. SO WHY NOT JUST VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY? PLENTY OF THE RAREST FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS KNOWN TO MANKIND IN THERE, AND COME ON NOW, YOU'RE A GROWN MAN, YOU CAN HANDLE A LITTLE DISCOMFORT, RIGHT? I MEAN HOW BAD CAN GETTING YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE REALLY BE? HEY, YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT. OK LARRY? PROGRAM ONE CONTAINS: I HAVE BEEN IN YOU - BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR AS*HOLES - THE SHIEK YERBOUTI TANGO. PROGRAM TWO CONTAINS: JONES CRUSHER - WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO ALL THE FUN N THE WORLD? - RAT TOMAGO - WE GOTTA GET INTO SOMETHING REAL - I'M SO CUTE - WILD LOVE. PROGRAM THREE CONTAINS: BABBY SNAKES - TRYIN' TO GROW A CHIN - CITY OF TINY LITES - DANCIN' FOOL. PROGRAM FOUR CONTAINS: BOBBY BROWN - RUBBER SHIRT - YO' MAMA. YES, THERE ARE STILL A FEW OLD POOTERS AROUND TODAY THAT HAVEN'T BIT THE BIG ONE YET, AND STILL OWN AN 8 TRACK PLAYER THAT ACTUALLY WILL STILL PLAY TAPES. SO IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE DECREPID OLD FARTS, YOU'LL BE THRLLED TO HEAR THAT THIS 8 TRACK TAPE IS ACTUALLY SEALED AND HAS NEVER BEEN PLAYED. ALL OF THE SHRINK WRAP IS STILL INTACT OVER THE CARDBOARD SLIPCASE AND TAPE INSIDE. THERE'S NO DRILL HOLES OR ANY OTHER TYPES OF CUT OUT MARKINGS. THERE'S SCUFFS AND WEAR ON THE PLASTIC SHRINK WRAP, { YES, IT'S ACTUALLY A 28 YEAR OLD UNOPENED 8 TRACK TAPE } ALSO, IT'S EASY TO DETERMINE WHEN LOOKING AT THIS TAPE AND PLASTIC SHRINK THAT IT'S THE ORIGINAL SHRINK WRAP, AND NOT SOME CRAPPY RESEAL JOB AS FOUND SELLING BY NUMEROUS WEASELS CURRENTLY IN RESURGANCE. HERE'S A SIMPLE CLUE, ALL 8 TRACK TAPES WERE ORIGINALLY SOLD IN SOME KIND OF SLIPCASE. IF YOU SEE ONE LISTED THAT'S STATED AS BEING SEALED BUT IS JUST THE TAPE WITHOUT THE SLIPCASE, IT JUST MIGHT BE A CRAPPY RESEAL JOB. PAYMENT ONLY BY PAYPAL. IF YOU PLAN TO USE PAYPAL, PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE OR WIN IT. AND THIS CASE I KNOW THEY'LL BE NO MORE MISERABLE EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO; " OH WOW MAN, I FORGOT THAT MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL PUT MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I BUY JUST ONE MORE ZAPPA 8 TRACK TAPE ", " ALSO, LAST TIME THAT I HAD PURCHASED A ZAPPA ITEM FROM YOU AND MY WIFE TOLD ME SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I DID, YOU TOLD ME THAT IT'S OK AND THAT I MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT, BUT ACTUALLY I DIDN'T ENJOY IT AT ALL", " THE PREACHER AT MY CHURCH RECENTLY TOLD THE CONGREGATION; HE WHO SHALL LISTEN TO SATAN'S MUSIC SUCH AS ZAPPA'S, SHALL WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS ", " MY JOB CLEANING TOILETS AT THE POOT N' GO GOT DOWNSIZED WHEN THEY REMOVED THEM AND INSTALLED URINALS ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES ARE TRUE. THIS ITEM WILL BE SENT WELL PACKED IN A BOX, NOT IN SOME CRAPPY ENVELOPE. $3.00 FOR FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA. $4.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA. $9.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY BEFORE YOU CAN BUY THIS ITEM ANYWAY, SO I'M PROBABLY JUST WASTING MY TIME WRITING THE SHIPPING COSTS ANYWAY. SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS, AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VAN VLIET } AND THE MAGIC BAND, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, LORD BUCKLEY, STEVE VAI, THE BEATLES, ROLLING STONES, WHO, DOORS, MOUNTAIN WITH THE LEDENDARY LESLIE WEST AND FELIX PAPPALARDI, BLUE CHEER WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDAY DICKIE PETERSON, MOODY BLUES, ALICE COOPER, WILD MAN FISCHER AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS ITEMS CURRENTLY COLLECTING DIGITAL DUST IN MY EXTREMLY SOOL E-BAY STORE. DUE TO THE OUTRAGEOUS FEES THAT E-BAY LIKES TO CHARGE SELLERS, AND THE ABSOLUTE CORNHOLING THAT A SELLER CAN EXPECT FROM PAYPAL, SOME SELLERS INCLUDING MYSELF, ARE SIMPLY JUST PUTTING THEIR ITEMS DIRECTLY INTO THEIR E-BAY STORES WHERE UNLIKE YO' MISTRESS, AT LEAST THE INSERTION FEES ARE CHEAP. THERE-FORE THERE ARE PLENTY OF RARE FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS JUST FESTERING IN THERE COLLECTING DIGITAL DUST, WHICH CAN'T EVEN BE FOUND IN THE REGULAR E-BAY SEARCHES. SO IF YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONIGHT, NUTHIN' ON TV AND HANGIN' AROUND BY THE RESTROOMS AT YOUR LOCAL BUS STATION HASN'T BEEN NETTING MUCH RESULTS FOR YOU LATELY, WHY NOT JUST GO TO THE TOP O' THIS PAGE AND LOOK 'ROUND IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY? THE ADMISSION REMAINS FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?  Place a Bid!